- WARNING: OLD STUFF IS OLD.
- Fanfics in the archive were written (mostly) between 1998-2002, however, stories may reside in or out of the archive based on their quality, age, timeline cohesion, and how mortified we are at the thought of someone reading them.
- In addition to the regular fic warnings, archived fics may contain any or all of the following: fangirl Japanese, threadbare plots, yaoi cliches, porn of dubious quality, and bad 90's references.
- We accept no responsibility for any damages incurred by exposure to our ancient crap. We're not kidding; even we don't read this stuff.
- A listing of our fics no longer available online can be found in the Graveyard.
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